If you've got this far, chances are you're interested in having me do some paintwork for you.

Happy to oblige, in that case! But there are a few caveats....

1. No flames, skulls or "Live to Ride" shit. Not happening so don't ask.
2. I won't store your bike for you - simple reason is I'm a small operator and I just haven't got the room - if you want me to do a job for you, you'll have to either bring the parts you want painted to me, or send them via courier.
3. No race reps, tank or fairing repairs. Just not set up for anything more than a small dent or superficial scratch.
4. No helmets - I take motorcycle safety extremely seriously, and I take a very dim view of modifying safety equipment, particularly helmets. Painting a helmet (especially ones with ABS shells) can have a catastrophic effect on the integrity, even if it isn't apparent. I simply won't have your blood on my hands. End of story.